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导读:袁海夏季在家门口树下纳凉,不胜蚊虫叮咬,正想回去,起身突然发现有一只褐色斑驳的大壁虎趴在门侧墙上,足有家鸡那么大,吃了一惊。当时就起了抓住卖掉的念头,于是回去从一

袁海夏季在家门口树下纳凉,不胜蚊虫叮咬,正想回去,起身突然发现有一只褐色斑驳的大壁虎趴在门侧墙上,足有家鸡那么大,吃了一惊。当时就起了抓住卖掉的念头,于是回去从一堆杂货中翻出了个面粉袋,兴冲冲拿出来,看到壁虎还在那里,就往墙上一罩。壁虎虽然体型巨大,但是反应很灵活,还没等袁海手拍到墙上,立马尾巴一摇一摆逃走,翻到另一面墙就消失不见了。

晚上,袁海梦到一个葛袍老者对他讲:“承蒙你家祖上多加照顾,我一直暗地里保佑你们家族平安。现在既然你不喜欢我,那我就此告辞。”袁梦很纳闷:“你是谁?”老者回答说:“今日门侧相见无语者既是。”袁海猛然惊醒,回想梦中的情景,觉得有些恍惚,就不以为然,倒头又睡。

半年后,袁海在外务工回来,快到家时,路过一片田野。当时正是初春,田地十分平坦,地理的麦苗才破土而出,地中间的坟丘就非常显眼,坟边还栽着一颗小树。记得小时候听别人说过是村里某个人的上一辈亲戚埋在这里,清明时会来烧烧纸。袁海看了一眼,那棵小树上像是结了一些圆圆的果子。袁海一时好奇,小心翼翼地踩着垄走过去,看到原来是一棵枣树,树上结了许多粒小小的红枣。不知道甜不甜,袁海心里想着,也没在乎这树长在哪里,就摘下来一颗放进嘴里面嚼,嗯,味道还不错,蛮甜的。他有了食欲,又连摘了好几颗吃掉。看看天边金乌西沉,这才缓缓离去。

到家之后,袁海觉得特别疲惫,跟妻儿没说上几句话,连饭也不吃,就匆匆洗澡,躺在了床上。晚上袁海睡的正香,突然感觉浑身发冷,就推醒妻子,要她拿来一床厚被子来盖。妻子以为他受凉了,起身给他盖上了冬天的被子,可是袁海并不觉得有丝许温暖,反而冷气直入骨髓,越来愈冷,冻的全身直打哆嗦。妻子吓坏了,把冬天用的火盆生起来,放在床旁边。袁海才觉得暖和了点,然后沉沉睡去。

第二天,袁海醒来,发现已是太阳高挂,而且自己手脚被捆绑在椅子上,妻子和孩子都睁大眼睛惊恐地看着他。他不明白怎么回事:“干嘛绑着我,快把我松开!”妻子一听是自己丈夫的声音,一下子哭着扑到他身上:“终于是你了,你真的吓死我们娘俩了,呜呜呜呜呜呜……”袁海惊倒:“怎么了?出什么事了?”然后环顾四周,这才发现家里一团乱,家具打翻,很多务农工具在院子里丢得到处都是,有些还坏了。断成几段。袁海很吃惊:“怎么了?遭贼了?有人闯进来抢劫?”妻子结结巴巴地诉说了原委:

袁海天还没亮就突然从床上起来,走到院子中间到处翻找,妻子问他干什么,他说太饿找吃的。妻子连忙拿出了晚上吃剩的饭菜,他吃完,还嚷着饿,妻子又重新去做饭。等妻子做好叫他,却发现他从墙上摸到蜘蛛就塞进嘴里吃掉,地上发现蚂蚁,也带土一起吞到肚子里去。一边吃,一边嘟囔着,饿饿饿饿饿饿饿……妻子被吓得不知所措,问他怎么了,怎么会这么饿。他突然一眼凶光地看着她,说要吃了她。妻子吓得大叫,孩子也惊醒了,看到爸爸的样子也吓哭了。邻里听到动静急忙跑过来,几个男的拉住了袁海,把他捆绑在椅子上。他一直挣扎,力气很大,邻居用好几条大绳子结结实实地捆了半天他才不能动弹。有个上了年纪的老街坊说他可能是中邪了。于是大家一商量,等到天亮去镇上找个会写符的来试试。

袁海一点都不记得这些发生过,听得好像说的是别人身上的事一样。不过没多久,平时相识的邻里来到他家,带回来了一个很特别的人。这人穿着现代衣服,但是长发在头顶上盘起来,用簪子别着。袁海想,这难道就是妻子说的会写符的人?只见那人靠近袁海,在他身上闻了一下,长“嗯”了一声,转头对还站在门口的邻居说:“这人确实有阴气上身,有股霉臭味,你们闻到了吗?”邻居忙点点头。妻子问:“那该怎么办?”带簪子的男人说:“跨个火盆试试,看严重不严重。”没多久,妻子在洗脚盆里生好了火,袁海被解开了绳子,按照来人所说迈开步子跨了过去。那人很惊讶:“居然不怕火?看来我的符有可能不管用了。”妻子胆小,吓得快哭了:“那怎么办?”来人从怀里掏出了三张符,说:“把符烧化在酒水里,每隔两刻烧一张,然后把酒水给他饮。如果今晚没效果的话,那我无能为力了。”

邻居为了防止袁海晚上会发疯伤人,把他又重新绑在椅子上。还有几个汉子主动留下来帮忙。前半夜,袁海一直都表现的很正常,安安静静地坐在椅子上,还时不时跟那几个汉子说说话。正当大家都以为没事的时候,袁海突然间紧张起来,目不转睛的看着墙角的一个黑暗角落,旁边的人问他怎么了,他小声说:“你们难道看不到吗?有个黑色的人影在那里转着菜刀玩。”旁边的那个汉子听了,装着胆子吆喝:“谁呀?出来!被爷逮到,爷把你手剁了。”没人回复,汉子往那里走去,看不到黑暗里有人,但是墙角堆得木柴上居然有好几道砍痕。正诧异间,袁海的妻子突然尖叫,众人都把目光从墙角移到袁海妻子身上,见她手指着座椅,再看座椅,空空荡荡的,绳子散落在地。袁海在哪里?

院子里的灯泡突然闪了一下,刚那位走到墙角的汉子突然发现有一双红眼睛盯着自己,是袁海!他蹲在墙角的那堆木柴上,菜刀立起来,刀柄握在他手心里,抬起头,面无表情地看着他。汉子被看的心里发怵,问道:“你怎么一下到这里来了?”袁海什么都没说,突然张大嘴巴发出凄厉地一声尖叫,然后挥起菜刀向汉子砍来。汉子眼疾手快地躲开,袁海又追着砍其他人,大家如同惊弓之鸟,四散逃开。为了抵挡,有人跑着去拿扫帚,有人去那铁掀,有人去拿靶子,有什么拿什么,能抵档就抵挡,不能抵挡被砍成两截,就掉头逃命,谁也不敢往前。

袁海的妻子看得很心急,怕闹出人命不好收拾,站在堂屋门口招呼其他人进去,等都进去之后把门关上。袁海疯了一样拼命撞门,几个汉子跟袁海的妻子一起死死的守住门口,不敢有丝毫放松。袁海看撞不开,就举起菜刀砍门,一下,一下,又一下。门虽然用木头做的非常厚实,但是也顶不住利刃。很快,门被砍出了一个小裂口,菜刀的利刃从裂口处砍进来,差点砍在一个人的肩膀上。大家都心惊肉跳,怕要被袁海给闯进来大开杀戒了。突然,远处有一只公鸡打鸣了,很快,其他公鸡也跟着陆陆续续地叫。砍门声突然戛然而止,菜刀从门上被抽出,妻子透过被砍开的缝隙看去,袁海扭头看着东方发白的天空,菜刀从手中掉落在地,像突然失去了力气一样,袁海倒在地上,昏迷不醒。

大家还没有从刚才的惊险中回过神来,没有人敢出来开门,都静静地在门后等着,等到太阳确定无疑已经能够高高挂在天上了,才敢开门看下袁海情况。确定袁海还有呼吸,就急急忙忙把他绑在椅子上,还往他手脚上压了几块桃木。然后众人纷纷告辞,不敢再趟这趟浑水,有好心人劝袁海妻子带着孩子离开,她犹犹豫豫,要他们先带孩子去他们家,自己等到傍晚时再过去。等大家都离去后,袁海妻子坐在丈夫对面不远的地面上看着他,但经过晚上这一闹腾,袁海妻子又累又困,没多久就睡着了。这一睡,居然做了个梦。

梦中有一个葛袍老人,慈眉善目,对她说:“我因你们的先祖曾经厚待于我而成为你们的家神,保佑你们世世代代平安,你们前辈中有些刻薄之人,我本想离去,但是念及你们先祖,还是留了下来,直到你夫想做出伤害我之事。本来我不想再管你们家的事,但是昨日你先祖亲自前来向我谢罪,求我再帮你们最后一次,所以,我今日前来化解。此事,责任在你夫,他趁无人看管时摘食别人枣树。这树非他所植,也非他所有,岂可平白贪他人之利?如今树主人发怒,要报复于他。再加上你们前辈做过缺德之事,有些宿怨也想借此来做清算,所以你一定要多加祭品,消除树主人怒气。以后做人要谨言慎行,多做善事,慢慢消弭宿怨,切不可积恶,否则善恶有报终有时。从此以后,你们家之事与我再无瓜葛。”说完,消失不见。

袁海妻子醒来,思考着老人的话,看袁海还未醒,就没管他,到厨房,准备了一大顿丰盛的饭菜,来到梦中老人所示的坟丘,仔细地摆上祭品,插上三根香,口中谢罪。拜了多时,才回去。

日上三更后,袁海醒了过来,还是不明所以,妻子跟他讲述了昨晚的情形,袁海吓得直吐舌头,然后又跟他说起了自己的梦中老人,袁海听了,很惭愧,说:“真的是我自己的错,把家神赶走了,自己又见没人去吃别人的东西,把危险带到了家里。我以后一定改过自新。”妻子安慰他说:“我相信你。”

从此以后,袁海像看变了个人,对人很友好,邻里有什么困难都热情帮忙,有什么功劳也不自夸,不贪别人的便宜,一家三口跟邻里处得非常融洽,快快乐乐地生活下去。

Introduce:Yuan sea summer cultivates next enjoying the cool in home doorway, deeply mosquito bite, thinking, the big gecko that rises to discover refute of splash of a brown suddenly bends over to go up in reveal wall, sufficient chicken having the home is so big, ate one Jing. Rose to capture the idea that sells at that time, went back to search a flour bag from inside piling groceries then, excitedly is taken, see gecko still is over there, overspread toward the wall. Gecko although type of build or figure is gigantic, but response is very flexible, had not waited for Yuan sea hand to pat a wall, establish ponytail to shake place run away, turn over another wall to disappear disappeared. In the evening, yuan Haimeng arrives old man of an arrowroot gown tells to him: "Be indebted to your home ancestors to be added more take care of, I bless you stealthily all the time familial and restful. Now since you do not like me, then I say good-bye at this point. " Yuan Meng very feel puzzled: "Who are you? " old man answer says: "Reveal meets now without language person since. " Yuan Haimeng sleeps lightly like that, the scene in after-thought dream, feel some are absentminded, object, touch the pillow to sleep again. After half an year, yuan Hai is versed in in foreign affairs come back, when getting on for the home, transient a field. At that time is early spring, field is very level, geographical wheat seeding ability break ground and piece, the graveyard grave among the ground is very conspicuous, graveyard edge still is growing a sapling. The kin of on one generation that remembering listening to others to had said in one's childhood is a certain person in the village is buried here, the meeting when Pure Brightness will burn burn paper. Yuan Hai looked, resembling on that sapling was to written guarantee the fruit with a few round circles. Yuan Hai temporarily curious, stepping on ridge in a field cautiously to go by, see before is a jujube, writtened guarantee on the tree the red jujube with a lot of small bead. Do not know sweet, thinking in Yuan sea heart, also did not care about this tree to grow where, pick to be put into chew inside the mouth, hum, taste is good still, pretty is sweet. He had appetite, picked several to eat off repeatedly again. Horizon see Jinwuxi sink, this ability slowly leave. After arriving home, yuan Hai feels particularly tired out, with wife did not say on a few words, also do not eat even the meal, bathe hurriedly, lie on the bed. Yuan Hai sleeps in the evening sweet, sudden sense all over algid, push wake wife, want her to take one bed large quilt to build. The wife thinks his catch cold catch cold, rose to go up to his lid the quilt in the winter, but Yuan Hai does not feel to silk makes warmth, instead air conditioning enters marrow continuously, will heal more cold, the whole body of aspic hits shiver continuously. The wife was psyched out, the brazier that uses in the winter is born, put by the bed. Yuan Haicai feels warm to nod, next heavy go off. The following day, yuan Hai awakes, discovery already was the sun is hanged high, and him hands or feet is bound to be on the chair, wife and child are pie-eyed terrified the ground looks at him. He does not understand how to return a responsibility: "Dry binding me, fast loosen me! Fast loosen me!!

总结篇

阅读一本好书,愉悦一个心灵。和孩子共同阅读,与孩子一起成长是一件幸福而美好的事。我们携手行走在亲子共读的路上,让书香陪伴孩子快乐地成长,让书香润泽孩子诗意的童年,让我们共同体会亲子阅读带来的向善向美向好的改变。或许你们已经感受到这些改变

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