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导读:下班后,李浩一直嚷嚷着肚子饿,要大吃特吃。虽说李浩是个胖子,但平时为了减肥也十分忌口,今天怎么就嚷嚷着要大吃特吃呢。王亚开玩笑地说:“怎么了李胖huclove.com子?不想

下班后,李浩一直嚷嚷着肚子饿,要大吃特吃。虽说李浩是个胖子,但平时为了减肥也十分忌口,今天怎么就嚷嚷着要大吃特吃呢。

王亚开玩笑地说:“怎么了李胖huclove.com子?不想减肥了吗?”

李浩挠了挠头,十分痛苦地说:“我也不知道怎么回事,最近这几天都特别想吃东西,看来我坚持节食减肥的计划又要泡汤了!”

说起来也是,李浩没少说自己要减肥,不过最后都坚持不下来就不了了之了。

“走,哥带你吃kfc,帮你解解馋!”

“真的吗?”李胖子听得口水差点都流下来。

王亚到底是后悔了,因为李胖子的食量超乎自己想象的太多了。本来以为就一张毛爷爷能解决的问题,结果你猜怎么了,李胖子一个人就吃掉了三百大洋,这着实让王亚吓了一跳。王亚生气地讲:“李胖子你要是不把餐钱还我,我跟你没完!”

“别介啊哥,不是说好请客的吗?”

“你这分明不是吃饭,是宰人啊!可怜了我的钱包,小小年纪就夭折了啊!”

王亚还记得,当时在付账时连服务生妹子都露出吃惊的表情。

话说这连续几天,王亚和李胖子吃饭时,李胖子总表现出一副饿了好几天终于逮到食物的样子。王亚担心地问:“李胖子,你这样暴饮暴食可不好,是不是身体出什么毛病了,你还是去医院做下了检查吧。”

李胖子倒是不以为意,“你就别瞎担心了,我就是想吃东西,肯定是前些日子减肥给我饿的,没事。”

王亚看着李胖子的吃相,简直不堪入目。现在王亚倒是不敢带着李胖子吃饭了,怕吃饭时让周围的人指指点点。

王亚和李胖子住同一间宿舍,就他们两个人一间。一天晚上,王亚眯着眼刚入睡,就听到窸窸窣窣的声音,王亚怕遭贼,翻身扫视了房间,却发现李胖子正蹑手蹑脚地翻冰柜,不一会儿就传来了刷刷刷的吸面声。王亚心里想,这个李胖子竟然半夜起来泡面吃,刚刚不才吃过宵夜吗?

半个月过去了,李胖子还是那么能吃,而且还变本加厉。可奇怪的是,李胖子以前可是一个连喝水都长肉的娃,这半个月来怎么一点都没胖,看上去反而还瘦了点。

这天下午,王亚一直没看到李胖子来上班,下班后在宿舍也没看到他,这就奇怪了,李胖子平时都不自己出门的,今天怎么就是不见人呢。

王亚和平常一样,下了夜班就想去闹市街去吃点夜宵,路过一小吃店的时候,门口围满了人,个个都往店里瞧,只听见店里传来打骂声。王亚也是个好热闹的人,挤破脑袋就往里面钻。王亚看到一个熟悉的身影,他正伏在桌上狼吞虎咽,那个身影正是李胖子。

“这个畜生啊,在这里吃了几个钟了,就是不走也不给钱!”一个戴白色厨师帽的男子正硬拉扯着李胖子的衣服,想把他拉走,但是李胖子的身形不是男子能够拉得动的。

王亚冲到李胖子身旁,拉住他的手。

“李胖子你这是干什么,快起来啊!”

王亚清楚看见李胖子的时候,把自己都吓了一跳,李胖子满嘴都是食物,还没咽下去手里的东西又往嘴里塞,哈喇子都流到桌子上了。

“王亚,我想吃,不要拉着我。”李胖子说着话也不停手,一个劲往嘴里塞。

“再这样我可要打电话报警了。”那个厨师帽男子插嘴道。

“老板别啊,这是我兄弟,我替他付钱就是。”

“他兄弟?你看看他,吃得满桌子都是,你再瞧瞧,桌地下这些砸碎的盘子都是他干的,你兄弟真行啊,这吃相跟猪有什么区别!脑子没问题吧?”

王亚看了一眼李胖子,老板说得真对,那吃相,仿佛一头饿了好几天的猪。

终于是拦住了李胖子的嘴,王亚费了不少力气才把李胖子安排上一辆的士,然后送他回宿舍。

按理说李胖子再馋嘴也不该是这样,王亚心想李胖子肯定是生了什么病,明早把他送医院给看看。

这天夜里,王亚被叮叮当当的声音给吵醒了,他起身查看,却发现李胖子端着个大碗,嘴里还吃着面。

“李胖子你真是的,刚才不还吃没了我一个月工资,现在倒好,你还饿?”

“救救我王亚。”

那声音是李胖子发出来的,他嚼着面说话含糊不清。“救救我,我控制不了自己,我好饿!”

“李胖子你这是怎么了,你等等,我打120。”

“不要,王亚,我想吃东西,给我东西吃。”

“你等等,我记得柜子里还有些零食的。”

王亚打开自己的柜子,发现里面只剩下空荡荡的零食袋,还有几只贪婪的蟑螂到处乱窜。

“王亚,我忍不住了。”李胖子逼近王亚,“你看上去也好好吃的样子。”

“李胖子你胡说什么?我这就打电话。”

李胖子一把把王亚推倒在地。

“胖子你……”李胖子一把咬住了王亚的脖子,疼得他说不出话来。

……

王亚醒来的时候,发现自己躺在地上,身旁还躺着李胖子,自己脖子还有血迹。

“醒啦?”

王亚看见一个陌生的家伙正站在自己身旁,看起来像是一个穿道袍的老人。

“我们这是怎么了?”

“你朋友他是饿鬼缠身啊,幸亏老道途经这里,要不然,你命早休已!”

“饿鬼?哪里来的饿鬼?”

“你们是否偷过别人的祭品?”

老者这么一说,王亚倒是想起来了,几个月前,清明节那天,自己和李胖子上山踏青,去的时候李胖子看到一座坟前,一盘祭祀用的包子还热乎着,便伸手要拿去吃,王亚阻拦过,这样做是对逝者的不尊重,可李胖子不信邪还偏偏都吃光了。

老者说:“那是个饿死的人,你们抢了他的食物,自然是要遭恶报的,老道已经打发走了那饿鬼,但你们记住,接下来三年,每遇清明一定要去祭拜他,带好祭品,否则,那饿鬼一定还会回来找你朋友。”

说完,老者便走了,只剩下王亚和李胖子。王亚再看看李胖子,却发现李浩瘦得只剩下皮包骨了。

Introduce:After coming off work, li Hao all the time shout is worn abdomen is hungry, want engorge to eat especially. Though Li Hao is a fatso, but at ordinary times to reduce weight also very avoid certain food, how to wear with respect to shout today want engorge to eat especially. Wang Ya says jokingly: "How plum fatso? Did not want to reduce weight? " Li Hao scratchs his head, say bitterly: "I also do not know how to return a responsibility, want to have a thing particularly these days recently, look I insist to be on a diet the plan that reduce weight wants bubble boiling water again! " saying also is, li Hao did not say he wants to reduce weight less, hold to no less than coming that ended up with nothing definite finally nevertheless. "Go, elder brother takes you to eat Kfc, help your solution satisfy a craving for delicious food! " " really? " plum fatso listens so that saliva within an inch of flows. Wang Ya is to regret after all, because plum the appetite of fatso exceeds what oneself imagine is too much. The problem that thinks to be able to be solved with respect to one grandpa Zhang Mao originally, as a result you are guessed how, plum a person ate off fatso 300 ocean, this let Wang Ya frighten indeed jump. Wang Yasheng tells angrily: "Plum fatso if you do not return food money I, I was not over with you! " " do not upright ah elder brother, be come to an agreement or understanding entertain guests? " " you this is not to have a meal clearly, be to slaughter a person! Had pity on my purse, discipline of small off year died young! " Wang Ya still remembers, the girl gives birth to even the service to show amazed expression when paying Zhang at that time. The word says this is successive a few days, wangya and plum when fatso has a meal, plum fatso always shows a pair of hunger several days reachcapture eventually alimental appearance. Wang Ya asks afraidly: "Plum fatso, you eat and drink too much so but bad, the body gives what trouble, you still went to a hospital making an inspection. " plum fatso cares nothing however, "You fasten blind concern, I want to have a thing namely, it is to reduce weight some time ago for certain I am hungry, do not have a thing. " Wang Ya is looked at plum of fatso eat, enter order extremely simply. Wang Ya dare not take move plum fatso to have a meal however now, be afraid of to the person all round lets gesticulate when having a meal. Wangya and plum fatso lives same a dormitory, with respect to two their people one. A day night, have sth in mind of Wang Ya narrow one's eyes just fell asleep, hear the voice of Fu of Fu Fu Fu , wang Ya is afraid of meet with thief, turn over fling room, however discovery plum fatso ground of to walk gingerly turns over glacial ark, did not transmit a little while brush brush brushed sound suction a range. Think in Wang Yaxin, this plum fatso rises in the middle of the night actually bubble surface has, had just just not eaten a late food? Half month went, plum fatso still can eat so, and still become aggravated. But strange is, plum a child that drinks water to grow the flesh repeatedly can be before fatso, these half month will how was done not have fat, look bit thinner instead. This day afternoon, wang Ya did not see all the time plum fatso will go to work, after coming off work, be in old

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