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导读:成佳是一个刚到阴间的鬼。地府的阴差告诉它,由于近几年死亡人数不断地增加,地府已经鬼满为患了。于是阎王决定放一部分鬼到阳间住——这可是一件大好事,因为在阳间住的

成佳是一个刚到阴间的鬼。

地府的阴差告诉它,由于近几年死亡人数不断地增加,地府已经鬼满为患了。于是阎王决定放一部分鬼到阳间住——这可是一件大好事,因为在阳间住的鬼可以不用为自己活着时犯下的大小错误受罚了。不过,这些幸运的鬼必须在一个星期内找到不会有人类光顾的住所,不然还是得去地府报到受罚。

阴差有些羡慕地说:“祝你好运,希望你和地府那些残酷的刑罚无缘。”

成佳迅速行动起来,可是合适的地方都已经被先来的鬼占了。

最后,它听一位鬼友说不远处有一间出租屋因为死过人,没人敢住。它兴奋不已地找到了那栋房子,从窗户飘了进去,结果却看见一个长发女孩正在打扫。

这个名叫李雯的女孩工作又累又脏,工资还少,无奈之下只好租下这间极为便宜的出租屋——她是今天才搬来的。

没关系,只要吓跑她就可以了!

成佳拟定计划的时候,一直在观察李雯。它发现这个女孩性格懦弱,还总是非常忧郁,让成佳想起了从前的自己。成佳活着的时候也是住在廉价的出租屋内,每天受人白眼,连个男朋友也没有。

成佳心软了,打算吓跑她的计划一拖再拖。

最后一晚的时候,成佳好不容易下定决心要实行计划了,却发现李雯在看恐怖电影。李雯明明怕得要死,可还是咬牙继续看,冷汗从她的额头上流了下来。

成佳非常理解她,自己以前为了练胆子也这样做过,那种痛苦的感觉真是难以忍受。

唉,算了算了,也许地府的生活也不错呢。

还有五分钟就到十二点了,新的一天即将开始,成佳打算去地府报到了。

它飘到窗前,回头看了一眼:李雯浑身发抖,嘴唇被吓得苍白,显得那么孤独,那么让人心疼。成佳的眼眶湿润起来。

它忍不住回到了女孩背后,有些心疼地把手搭到了李雯的肩膀上,低声安慰:“别怕,电影里都是骗人的。”

李雯的身体猛烈地一震,惊恐地睁大双眼,直直地栽倒在电脑桌上,死了。

成佳还没回过神时,阴差已经出现在它身后。它看了一眼李雯的尸体,幽幽地说:“你怎么不知道把握点儿分寸呢?不过也好,这样一来你就找到住所了——来吧,在名单上签名吧!”

Introduce:Cheng Jia is one just arrived Acheron ghost. The shade difference of ground government office tells it, because in last few years dead number increases ceaselessly, ground government office already ghost is completely sufferred from. Then Hades decides to put one part ghost to this world to live —— this can be a great good work, the size mistake be punished that because need not be used in the ghost that this world stays in,falls to make when oneself are living. Nevertheless, these lucky ghost must find the dwelling place that won't have human patronage inside a week, still get government office going to the ground to report for duty otherwise be punished. Shade differs some to envy the ground to say: "Wish you are lucky, hope those brutal penalty do not have you and ground government office predestined relationship. " Cheng Jia acts quickly, can be the ghost that proper place has been come to first is occupied. Finally, it listens to friend of a ghost to say to because die,have a rented house nearby outstanding, nobody dare live. Its excitement found that room unceasingly, waved from the window, the result sees girl of a long hair is being cleaned however. This girl that is called Li Wen works tired dirty, salary is little still, but under be forced to hire this next very cheap rented house —— she just is moved today. Irrespective, should frighten only run she is OK! When the protocol that become beautiful plans, observing Li Wen all the time. It discovers this girl disposition is cowardly, always still be special melancholy, let Cheng Jia remember former oneself. Also be to live inside cheap rented house when Cheng Jia is living, get person supercilious look everyday, connect a boy friend to also be done not have. Cheng Jia is softhearted, the plan is frightened run her plan postpone again and again. Last evening when, cheng Jia is good not easy resolved should implement a plan, discover Li Wen is seeing horrible movie however. Li Wen is afraid of so that want dead obviously, still can be gnash one's teeth continues to look, cold sweat the forehead from her is genteel come down. Cheng Jiafei often understands her, oneself also had been done so for experienced courage before, the sort of painful feeling is to be borne hard really. Alas, calculated, the life of perhaps government office is good also. Still 5 minutes arrive at 12 o'clock, one new day is about to begin, into beautiful plan government office going to the ground reported for duty. It waves before the window, looked round: Li Wen quivers all over, the lip is frightened palely, appear so alone, so let popular feeling ache. Cheng Jia's orbit is wet rise. It couldn't help returning girl backside, some feel distressed on the shoulder that ground handle built Li Wen, comfort in a low voice: "Do not be afraid of, deceive people in the film. " body fiercely of Li Wen one shake, terrified the ground opens pairs of big eyes, straight straight ground is grown, died. When Cheng Jia has not answered a god, shade difference has appeared in its back. It saw Li Wen's body, say faintly: "How don't you know to hold a fraction

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