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导读:深夜,赵文提着一个沉甸甸的包,硬着头皮跑进了一座很大的墓园。每到一座墓碑前,他就拿出一张表格烧掉,然后哆嗦着说: “我是丧葬用品店的店员,最近店里生意不好,老板印

深夜,赵文提着一个沉甸甸的包,硬着头皮跑进了一座很大的墓园。每到一座墓碑前,他就拿出一张表格烧掉,然后哆嗦着说: “我是丧葬用品店的店员,最近店里生意不好,老板印了市场调查问卷,让我来这儿烧给你们。无论有什么事你们都去找我老板,千万别来找我。”说完,他对着墓碑磕上一个头。

这个墓园太大了,赵文磕头磕得腰部快断了,才在所有的墓碑前都烧了表格。之后,他匆匆收拾了一下,想赶快离开墓园。

突然,一只手搭在了他的肩头。他吓得浑身一抖,怯怯地说: “我都说了,这是老板让我烧给你们的,无论有什么问题都别来找我。”

一个苍老的声音从他背后传来: “小伙子,我是墓园的管理员。墓园有规定要文明祭扫,不能烧祭品。所以你不仅要交一百元罚款,还要把墓园打扫干净。”

无奈,赵文交了罚款,拿起笤帚拼命扫起了地。扫地时,他一直低着头祈祷,千万别遇上鬼。不知扫了多久,他终于把地扫完了。他正要交差离开,一股阴冷的旋风从墓地中钻出来,幻化成了一个鬼。

赵文吓得跪地求饶道: “调查问卷是老板要我来这儿烧的,你有什么问题应该去找他!”

“我不会伤害你,只是想让你帮我搞个调查。”鬼说道。

赵文提着的心放了下来,擦了擦汗问道: “是不是要填表?”

“现在的人胆子越来越大,我们吓人越来越难了。今天,我特意准备了很多惊悚恐怖的造型,你看看效果如何?”

话音刚落,鬼就变出了一个极其骇人的造型,吓得赵文当场断了气。

报恩

看着眼前胖得没形的刘东,医生疑惑地歪着头:现在已经限制他的饮食了,怎么体重还在疯狂地增长‘而且,他不像其他减肥的患者那样一个劲儿地要吃的,好像一点儿饥饿的意思都没有。莫非他藏着食物?想到这儿,医生在病房内转了一圈,却并未发现任何食物。医生百思不得其解,只得退出了房间。

确定医生走远后,刘东得意地一笑,拿出一沓纸钱在墙角烧了起来。纸钱刚一烧完,一个小鬼就端着一堆食物出现在了他的面前。

刚被家人送进减肥医院时,刘东绝望极了。得知病房内有可以运送食物的小鬼后,他便经常趁人不注意让小鬼给他送东西吃,而他只要烧些纸钱作为酬劳就可以了。

他端起食物,美美地吃了起来。可他刚吃了几口,医生居然冲了进来。

“我就知道这里面有鬼!”说着,他用一个贴着符咒的口袋套住了小鬼,并且收走了他面前所有的美食。

“所有的鬼都是害人的,你怎么能吃鬼送来的食物!”医生冲刘东厉声吼道,然后提着装小鬼的口袋往门外走去。

就在医生转身的时候,刘东灵机一动,把口袋的底部剪出了一个小洞。一股黑烟悄悄地钻了出来,医生背着空口袋出了门。

黑烟变成了小鬼,它“嘿嘿”一笑说道: “谢谢你救了我,我要好好报答你!”

“你是不是要给我更多的美食?”刘东激动地叫道。

小鬼摇摇头,说道: “不,我要告诉你一个秘密。其实,我喂你不是图你烧的那些纸钱。前不久,我们大王听说人间有一种叫’填鸭‘的喂养鸭子的方式,就命我效仿此法找个能吃的胖子喂出个’填人‘来。今夜,我们大王要举办干岁寿宴,它老人家特地嘱咐我务必将’填人‘烹制成一道佳肴。现在你可以死个明白了,我也算是报完恩了。”

下辈子的好日子

集市上,周明正吃着烤串闲逛,一个算命先生挡住了他的去路。

“这位帅哥,我算出你是个有福之人,少说能活一百二十多岁呢!”算命先生捋着胡子说道。

听算命先生这么说,周明忙问:“除了长寿,我有没有升官发财的机会?”

算命先生掐指算了一下,摇头道:“你这辈子会一直庸碌平凡。”

“难道就没有任何转机了?”周明忙问。

算命先生又认真算了一下,笑道: “有转机。下辈子你会大富大贵,一生一世都有享不尽的荣华富贵。”

周明犯起了难,自己现在还不到二十岁,还要再过一百多年才能过上大富大贵的日子,他真有些等不及了。

想到这儿,他忙说: “要不我现在就自杀,这样就能马上过上好日子了吧?”说着,他举起烤串的铁钎子就要往自己脖子上戳去。

算命先生赶忙制止他道:“这可万万使不得!这样只会遭到地府的严厉惩罚,你那大富大贵的好日子就彻底没了。你只能等活够这辈子的寿命,才能去享下辈子的福。”

提前死不行,可自己又等不了,周明便缠着算命先生让他帮自己想想办法。

算命先生沉吟良久,才说: “我倒是有一个办法。就是把你的魂魄取出来,让你的魂魄沉睡,然后再找一个鬼附在你身上替你过完这辈子。睡着了你就不会觉得时间长了,一觉醒来后就能去投胎过好日子了。”

周明觉得这个主意好,听后当即答应,只等醒来后去过下辈子的好日子了。

等周明的魂魄一离体沉睡,算命先生立刻露出鬼的原形,附到了周明身上。它奸笑着说道: “这个大傻瓜真好骗,放着好好的日子不过,非追求虚无缥缈的下辈子。这回就便宜我了!”

Introduce:Late night, zhao Wen is carrying the bag of a heavy, toughen one's scalp-brace oneself ran into a very big grave garden. Every arrive before a gravestone, he takes out burn-up of a piece of form, next shiver wears say: "I am the counterjumper of mortuary things inn, the business in inn is bad recently, the boss imprinted market research questionnaire, let me come here burn you. No matter have what thing,you look for my boss, will look for me. " say, he goes up to gravestone knock one build. This grave garden is too big, knock of Zhao article kowtow got the waist to be broken quickly, just burned form before all gravestone. Later, he was cleared away hurriedly, want to leave grave garden at once. Abrupt, a hand is built was in his humeral head. He is frightened so that tremble all over, cowardly cowardly ground says: "I said, the boss lets me burn you this, no matter have what problem,do not look for me. " an aged sound transmits rear from him: "Boy, I am the administrator of grave garden. Grave garden has a regulation to want civilized hold a memorial ceremony for to sweep, cannot burn oblation. So you should pay 100 yuan of fine not only, clean grave garden clean even. " but, zhao Wen paid fine, take a broom to be swept desperately had the land. When sweeping the floor, he is low all the time head prays, must not meet ghost. Did not know to sweep how long, he sweeps the ground eventually. He is wanting report to the superior after accomplishing a task to leave, a gloomy and cold tornado is gotten out from inside graveyard, unreal changed a spirit. Zhao Wen frightens so that genuflect ground beg for mercy: "Investigating questionnaire is the boss wants me to come here burn, you have what problem to should look for him! " " I won't harm you, just want to let you help me start an investigation. " ghost say. The heart that Zhao Wen is promoting was put, brush sweat to ask: "Should fill out a form? " " present person courage is greater and greater, we are fearsome more and more difficult. Today, I planned model of bloodcurdling of Song of a lot of Jing designedly, do you see the effect how? " one's voice in speech just fell, ghost changes gave extremely the modelling of be astonished person, frighten so that Zhao Wen broke spirit on the spot. Pay a debt of gratitude before looking at an eye so fat that do not have the Liu Dong of form, ground of be puzzled of cure be suspicious is crooked head: The food that has restricted him now, how does weight still grow in wild land ' and, his unlike is other the patient that reduce weight in that way continuously ground wants to eat, the meaning that seems a bit to starve is done not have. Is it possible that is he storing food? Think of here, the doctor turned inside ward circuit, did not discover any food however. Doctor 100 think of do not get its to solve, was obliged to exit a room. After certain doctor goes far, liu Dong great laughs, take out one crowded paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead was burned in the corner rise. Paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead just was burned, impish carrying one caboodle food to appear in him before. When just was being sent into hospital reducing weight by family, liu Dong is extremely acedia. Be informed have inside ward can convey food

总结篇

阅读一本好书,愉悦一个心灵。和孩子共同阅读,与孩子一起成长是一件幸福而美好的事。我们携手行走在亲子共读的路上,让书香陪伴孩子快乐地成长,让书香润泽孩子诗意的童年,让我们共同体会亲子阅读带来的向善向美向好的改变。或许你们已经感受到这些改变

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